Comments on: eHarmony rejected me?!?!

By: Elbravoenlacasa

Elbravoenlacasa — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:53:26 +0000

The last two times that I took the questionaire, I got the EHSOD (The Eharmony screen of death) and I´m 25 years ancient. But then a day ago, I retook the questionaire and to my suprise I didn´t get the EHSOD.

By: ronleon62

ronleon62 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:25:04 +0000

They reject public who say “like” more than 500 times in a sentence. Like I’m like you know like not compatible with like you. I mean I’m like, dude, like what’s up. Like you know! “Hellafunny?”

I’d start with your grammar and work on that. Like now!

By: Elbravoenlacasa

Elbravoenlacasa — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:38:54 +0000

I estimate one thing we can do is make fun of EHarmony like for example when I took the Questionair and got the EHSOD, I can then send them a message saying “Hey, its not impossible for your service to mach me up, its just really hard. I estimate of all the experiance that you have as a matchmaker, I estimate I was just too hard for you to match me up” Thats what we can say to Eharmony.

By: TheKosh80

TheKosh80 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:50:05 +0000

it proves how incorrect eharmony is.
go to my channel to see a fail spoof of that!!!!!

By: Darklord4vr

Darklord4vr — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:40:12 +0000

eharmony is full of shit.

By: StefStar721

StefStar721 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:34:11 +0000

your legs are mad fake, you do not have a laptop, & you’re not a psychopath but you have to stop looking for public, public will come to you.
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By: gio957

gio957 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:03:43 +0000

lol i didn’t know dating sites second-hand public lol.you don’t need eharmony to get a date.dating to be found are for losers who fail socially in real life.

By: InfiniteMushroom

InfiniteMushroom — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:41:52 +0000

eHarmony’s hidden gimmick is that you HAVE to be a “Christian.” If you check off that you aren’t a church goer or some other non-Christian religion, then you’ll get second-hand.

Whenever you see those bullets that question for religion, go all the way and profile yourself as a fake Jesus. You’ll be accepted and get the best matches.

By: JMfrac

JMfrac — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:20:19 +0000

NOSSA has also lodged a complaint with them. As Eharmony was at one point in time set up to automatically reject men under a certain height. Though, I don’t know… I signed up for eharmony to see if I would get second-hand. As I am 5’4 and atheist…

But…. I always look too far into multiple scale.

You know that saying, “He’s either really smart, or really stupid?”

Well, maybe I am “Either really into jesus, or the most cold hearted atheist there ever was.”

By: vinishdo

vinishdo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:10:31 +0000

eHarmony probably second-hand you because your answers profiled someone who is not interested in a LONGTERM, lasting relationship. If you want a bunch of one nighters, eHarmony is not for you.

As far as having to be a Christian, that’s perfect BS. I’ve met some fantastic guys on eHarmony; all kinds of religions, and lifestyles, but all wanting a LONGTERM relationship.

Try the other dating sites? Excellent luck.